{"product_id":"doormat-welcome-ish-depends-on-who-you-are-how-long-you-ll-stay-funny-porch-mat","title":"Doormat — “Welcome-ish Depends on Who You Are \u0026 How Long You’ll Stay” Funny Porch Mat","description":"A charming, slightly cheeky doormat that greets guests with personality. Natural coconut coir fibers create a warm, textured surface while the scripted “Welcome-ish” message — followed by a playful line about who’s visiting and how long they’ll stay — sets a relaxed, humorous tone before anyone steps inside. The dark print contrasts against the golden coir for clear, weather-resistant lettering. Rugged enough for porch use, yet stylish enough to cue visitors into a home that values warmth, honesty, and a bit of lighthearted sarcasm.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- Grade-A tufted coir coconut fiber for durable, natural scraping action\u003cbr\u003e- Black vinyl anti-slip backing keeps the mat securely in place\u003cbr\u003e- One standard size: 24 × 16 inches (61 × 40.6 cm)\u003cbr\u003e- Designed primarily for outdoor use — resists dirt and light moisture\u003cbr\u003e- Assembled in the USA from globally sourced parts\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Place your mat in a covered, weather-protected area such as under an overhang, awning or portico. Do not expose to direct sunlight or excessive moisture. Because these mats are made with natural coir fibers, there may be some initial shedding over the first month of use, it can be easily removed by occasionally shaking the mat to get rid of the loose fibers.\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"24\" x 16\"","offer_id":47349643509948,"sku":"14675339111129286272","price":45.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0789\/4614\/0348\/files\/5844814046576243493_2048.jpg?v=1788016003","url":"https:\/\/redclayangels.com\/products\/doormat-welcome-ish-depends-on-who-you-are-how-long-you-ll-stay-funny-porch-mat","provider":"Red Clay Angels","version":"1.0","type":"link"}